God I hate pregnant women. I hate them so fucking much. I don’t know if it’s possible to quantify the amount of my hatred that is reserved for pregnant women, but I’ll try.
If my total capacity for hatred were illustrated by a pie chart, and my hatred for pregnant women were represented by the color red, the non-red portion of the pie chart would be just a miniscule slice.
Ironically, that left-over slice would be equal in size to the actual slice that would survive if you left a pie in front of a pregnant woman for five minutes, because pregnant women will eat all your fucking pie. True story.
And btw, a pregnant woman will tell you she’s “eating for two,” which is bullshit. She is not eating for two. She does not have another grown woman inside her. She’s eating for one and a fetus. That’s like 1 and 1/5th at most. And yet this tiny parasite that she’s carrying gives her an excuse to shovel food down her gullet like a Yeti. Sure, keep telling yourself that you had to eat a whole tub of ice cream because the baby wanted it.
Anyway. Gluttony isn’t my real beef with pregnant women. It’s not even in the top five. What really drives me nuts is the conceit. The assumption that everyone cares what’s happening in your stomach. I don’t want to know that the baby just kicked, or that your pants don’t fit anymore, or the oh-so-wacky combination of foods you’re craving. And for the love of god, stop comparing your baby to fruits and vegetables. “Today it’s as big an eggplant! Next week it’ll be a watermelon!” You’re putting me off my lunch. I don’t want to visualize fetus when I’m trying to enjoy delicious watermelon.
You are not an earth mother. You are not a fertility goddess. You’re just some chick who can’t be trusted with birth control.
I should be congratulated for NOT reproducing. Do you know how hard it is to not reproduce? I have the sex drive of a bull on viagra, yet I’ve successfully not reproduced for my entire life, and plan to continue not reproducing for the foreseeable future. So hey, kudos to me.
Pregnant women. Hate.
Facebook
Twitter
Finally someone understands me! I hate pregnant women so much that I just cant be in the same store or place as them! All they talk about is the baby and what they are going to do with it, but when they get the baby they only complain on how hard it is! Maybe if they relalized that their mother had a hard time with them when they were born and complained about not going anywhere, then they should expect the same thing!
And thank you for NOT repopulating this world. There’s too many of us as it is!
Funny, I thought there were more vile things to hate in this world like murderers and rapists.
Nope. Pregnant women are the worst.
Who do you think births these murderers and rapists?
^^ That
and who squirts sperm inside their vaginas? and who chased after prehistoric women and impregnated them first? you devils. you are as evil as those inquisition offenders and crusaders. go back to cave, you devil.
go die in war arena. you suck. and your heavy weapons suck too. die!
I hate pregnant women because there are enough people on earth as it is. And yet they insist on having children of their own. Whatever happened to adoption, eh??
Have they no common sense? There are so many(which is an understatement, by the way) people starving in the world and they just bring more mouths to feed. Every problem in the world is due to over population. Lesser the people, lesser mouths to feed and lesser pollution(which includes plastic use, fossil fuel use, air pollution, water pollution, noise pollution). I mean, think about it. There wouldn’t be unemployment.
Basically, lesser the people, more happier the people. I am not saying not to pro-create at all. I am just saying that there are 6.75 billion people and it is high time that we stop pro creating for another 20 years, at least, so that until the the population has come down and then we could reproduce. Even then, a couple shouldn’t have more than 1 kid.
I am very much for abortion, death sentence(if and only if the accused has truly been found guilty) and euthanasia.
Spread this message and hopefully, human beings can remain on this planet a while longer.
P.S.- I am not a misanthrope.
Anyone who has to clarify that he/she isn’t a misanthrope is probably not a people person. Embrace your misanthropy.
ha! love it. Four people in my life right now are pregnant and it’s driving me fucking nuts.
Your ass wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for a goddamn pregnant lady. Hahahahahaha!
Mmhm. And my ass wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for sperm, but that doesn’t make sperm any less foul.
I freaking hate pregnant women sooooo much. For all the reasons people have already stated. Not to mention the fact that they puke quite frequently in the beginning and the massive amounts of food they feel is necessary to down. Yuck. Oh, and let’s not forget the “baby showers” they feel entitled to because “EVERYONE” Wants to celebrate the birth of your baby son-of-a-bitch, right? Wrong. Why should I, someone who will NEVER get pregnant BY CHOICE, have to pay for a gift for you and your population increase? Take a good look around, what makes YOU entitled to have a baby and increase the population when there are literally thousands of homeless/unwanted children/babies in the world?? People always say “Well me adopting one baby won’t change anything…there will still be thousands of unwanted kids”, while that is true, you will have also NOT increased the worlds’ population by 1 or 2…or however many mouths you feel is necessary to feed…who will eventually more than likely, create at least one…usually more…additional mouths to feed, The population is OUT OF CONTROL. UGH. It isn’t a personal reason that I hate pregnant women, but more like ethical and moral reasons. I have no problem (still do NOT want to know about it, or be a part of it) when super rich people reproduce because you know that kid will be provided for…however when middle class/poor as shit people reproduce it makes me sick. “Oh its ok, no one can afford kids…but the government provides WIC and food stamps so we make it work ” Incorrect. The government WITH THE 16 TRILLION $$$ DEFICIT is providing for your kid, I think everyone should be implanted with an IUD at birth. Until you prove you can financially/mentally provide properly for a child…no babies.
Someone should throw me a “no baby shower” and rub my stomach because I’m not fat as fuck because I am saving the world from one less person to take up space on the earth, create pollution, over-eat and cause problems.
When God said “go forth and multiply” this is NOT what he had in mind. Amen.
Adoptions cost tens of thousands of dollars. And if couples have two children the population will be static. You’re just an piece of anatomy trying to dictate how people live based on your own misguided sense of reality.
Maybe your mom should have swallowed. Every little bit helps when it comes to overpopulation. guess we can start with getting rid of you.
Wow. This is hilarious. I’m willing to bet you’ve all been molested, abused on some level, neglected or family life is/was not so great. For that, I do not blame you for “hating” part of the reason you can even bring a thought together & voice it. Otherwise, you’d be a long lost dried up spot on your mothers sheets. Get a hobby or some therapy.
I cannot express my love for this. Fucking pregnant bitches smh
you are all dirty pig bastards. especially the shithead who blamed pregnant women who bore rapists and murderers. you dirty asshole why don’t you thank pregnant women for bearing scientists, doctors, helpers, volunteers, heroes, etc too? you fuckers!
you are as stupid as those evil prophets who demonized women using religions although they’re not oppressed by them.
and why the hell didn’t you blame those rapists’ fathers too?
why not also blame men who can ejaculate inside? don’t you know prehistoric women didn’t think of sex and pregnancy until prehistoric men captured them and egg them? why the hell do you blame the women, you devils??
you know nothing about pregnant women, you dirty devils who commit inquisition, you the world garbage! go back to cave and eat rotten snakes, you devils! fuck you all devils!
and for women who hate pregnant women, you are devilish women. why the heck are you sexist toward your own gender? just like those drama queens who keep demonizing good girls. i hate you all, masculine women!! you terrorists, drama queens, you perverts, asshole, bastards. you are all dirtier than homeless dogs!