Memo to short chicks: stop dating tall guys.
Seriously, the whole dating-tall-guys strategy is not doing you any favors. You don’t look like his girlfriend, you look like his pet. Or his kid. Wait…do you have daddy issues? Are you trying to relive your childhood? Creepy.
Plus, it is not anatomically convenient. Your head is barely chest height. To kiss you, he has to stoop, while you lean backward in an uncomfortable and ergonomically questionable position.
Stop overcompensating, short girls. No matter how tall your boyfriend is, you’re still short. And there are plenty of guys in your height bracket. Pick one, breed, have short babies.