Memo to short chicks: stop dating tall guys.
Seriously, the whole dating-tall-guys strategy is not doing you any favors. You don’t look like his girlfriend, you look like his pet. Or his kid. Wait…do you have daddy issues? Are you trying to relive your childhood? Creepy.
Plus, it is not anatomically convenient. Your head is barely chest height. To kiss you, he has to stoop, while you lean backward in an uncomfortable and ergonomically questionable position.
Stop overcompensating, short girls. No matter how tall your boyfriend is, you’re still short. And there are plenty of guys in your height bracket. Pick one, breed, have short babies.
You’re welcome.
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Being 6’1”, I need to add one more point: There aren’t too many tall guys out there…so get yourself a dwarf and leave the few tall guys to us!
Love the blog! Keep on going!
That’s funny…I mentioned that originally and then ended up leaving it out.
From the original version:
Short chicks, where’s the love for your taller sisters? Stop sniping all the tall guys. There are only so many to go around.
When it comes to dating, a short girl has plenty of options. A chick who’s four-foot-five can date all the guys her height and up…basically the entire damn bell curve. For those lucky short girls, the dating pool is wide and deep. On the other hand, for tall girls the dating pool is more of a wading area. They can date short dudes, sure, but it looks a little silly…and people judge them.
Where’s the solidarity among single women?
Why did you decide to leave it out? You can’t leave out the most convincing argument!?
Oh and solidarity among ( single) women does not exist. Hollywood made that up! That’s the ugly truth!
you are all cold
This has to be the most ignorant topic I’ve ever seen. Honestly?!? Getting pissed off over girls’ heights and the height of whom they date? That’s ridiculous! Get over yourselves!
The most ignorant topic you’ve ever seen? Really? Have you read anything else on this website? Because this particular topic is like a zero-point-five on my personal Ignorance Richter Scale. I can be WAY more ignorant, trust.
agreed
Ok I’m tall myself, but I would never feel that a tall man belongs to me simply because of our heights, What if we tall women could somehow force the short women to stay away from the tall men what good would that do. Would that make the tall men who prefer short women, desire the short women any less. And I know some of you tall women are afraid of being judged if your with a shorter man. Well do you really care what people think especially if it’s just around a couple of inches.
This whole topic is messed up. Im 4’11′ and im dating a guy thats 6’7″ and were are cute as hell so… back off bitches.
Cute together? No. No you are not. That height difference is crazy-town. When you kiss your boyfriend, you must look like one of those little fish that hover around Great Whites and pick the dead skin from their shark-teeth. Disturbing.
Ya’ll jealous tall goons! My man be 6-6 playin baskitball and me is only 5-1. BACKOFF GIANTS
I hope you’re ESL. There is no other acceptable explanation for this post.
Listen here Shane, CALM DOWN lol and to everyone else its about the couples preferences…Just cause your some 6’0″ girl doesn’t leave you the right to claim the tall guys. Personally I’ve dated tall girls and am currently with a 4’11″ girl and she’s the most fun I’ve ever been with. Oh and Shane I don’t bend down to kiss my girl…I just lift her cute ass up!
I CAN NOT REMAIN CALM. THIS ISSUE MEANS SO MUCH TO SO MANY.
Ok, wait, no, I’m good. Whew. Shit got serious for a minute.
I would also like to say… i dont have daddy issues like you previously said. I have a dad who loves me and only wants the best for me and the best guy for me is my 6’7″ boyfriend who my daddy loves. But you must have some sort of mommy issues otherwise you wouldnt be picking fights with people over who they should and should not be dating. your low. I dont know who died and made you the guy who decides who falls in love with who.
Bee, settle your short ass down. You’re getting all worked up over a blog. Everything I write is for entertainment, period. It’s all in fun. I’ve dated a girl who was a full head shorter than me, and a chick who was six-five in heels. I think extreme height differences look funny, but what do you care? Love who you love, and don’t let the Internet stress you out.
thats mean its doesn’t matter how tall or short you are as long as you love them
Yeah, we covered that.
I’m fascinated. I mean, I know your blog is completely serious, and you mean every word you say with the utmost sincerity. What I’m in awe of is the the fact that you force these poor unsuspecting intelligent people to read your blog and then brow beat them for having their own opinion……Oh, wait…
PS I’m short. Just, you know, FYI.
… and I am falling deeply for a 6.2ft guy and I am only 4.11. I can’t help it no matter how hard I tried….